You’ve got those tired eyes all the time. You need someone to bring you to bed. (I am too afraid to date you I can’t find the words to speak if I could, I’d talk so good that you would be with me I am cold, too cool to call you Far too stoned to leave my bed I’ll write this song to win your kiss but stay asleep instead)
tyleroakley: australiansanta: thesociallyawkwardasian: queerlava: thesociallyawkwardasian: how do mermaids have babies do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes why didn’t tarzan have a beard how many things are there why
fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST
When I try to make new friends.
sodamnrelatable: i think the greatest part about this is that it doesn’t matter which chameleon you were referring to they’re both equally accurate
fennekinfatale: all up in da pussy like
I’m a lot like you so please hello, I’m here, I’m waiting I think I’d be good for you and you would be good for me.
deucebowl: she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere