May 2013
56 posts
3 tags
You’ve got those tired eyes all the time. You need someone to bring you to bed.
(I am too afraid to date you I can’t find the words to speak if I could, I’d talk so good that you would be with me I am cold, too cool to call you Far too stoned to leave my bed I’ll write this song to win your kiss but stay asleep instead)
tyleroakley:
australiansanta:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
queerlava:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
fluttershwee:
benoistmelissas:
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
When I try to make new friends.
sodamnrelatable:
i think the greatest part about this is that it doesn’t matter which chameleon you were referring to they’re both equally accurate
fennekinfatale:
all up in da pussy like
I’m a lot like you so please hello, I’m here, I’m waiting I think I’d be good for you and you would be good for me.
deucebowl:
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
