livin-la-vida-lokiii: so there i was walking home when something caught my attention across the road hmm what is that hold on is that… no it cant be nope NOPE
zack-the-great: So I was watching Crash Course World History, and then I noticed something. Sssssssssomething very bad.
tyleroakley: ursorum: ursorum: i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed thanks dad APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME” THANKS DADDY
When I first met with agents, they said, “Okay, you’re going to play plumbers...– Nick Offerman (via bbook) amazing! (via jeffreykturner)
The Spider - Weezer
We’ve got to die, we’ve got to live We got to take what we can get We sell ourselves for petty change And when we die, we rearrange It’s time to take it back again. I want you love me like I love you. There’s nothing left for me to say I spoke my piece I’ll go on my way And fare thee well whereever you go You might need help, but I won’t know ‘Cause...